I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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