My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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