I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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