Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
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The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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