The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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