we have pet lesbian snakes
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
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At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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