Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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