I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Randomize
