just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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