She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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