He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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