does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
