Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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