how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The best revenge is premature balding
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Randomize
