no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
