did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
39 Memes Anyone Who Cries When They See Their Bank Account Will Relate To
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!