so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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