how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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