Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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