it hurts more in the daytime
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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