why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
In America we eat man semen.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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