I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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