Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Still dying that you shit outside
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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