we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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