Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
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On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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