after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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You did not just play the dead husband card again.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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