Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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