I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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