at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
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It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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