I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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