btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
