I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
