Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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