after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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