what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
We have so much sex to catch up on
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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