So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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