please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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