I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
