:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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