I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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