in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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