No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
A bitchslap is in order.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
