Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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