so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I think I have vodka in my lungs
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize