Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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