before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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