I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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