if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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