Fine. I'll sleep in my office
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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