ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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I'm experimenting with sincerity
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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