i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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