Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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