I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
people are starting to question the shark bite story
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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