So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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