I hate all girls vehemently.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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Have fun and good luck.
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