I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I need to calm my uterus...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Randomize
