even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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